No really.

This is the end.

Nothing more will be submitted.

Bye,

Ben.

EATEN BY A SHARK!

Is this the end?

'Allo!

I have hit 1700 pageviews... and I'm at home now! You all missed me so much that it was unbeara- OK, time to drop the charade. Hardly anything happened here while I was away, apart from the buildup of 182 deviations I had to go though. I looked at every one and thank heavens for tabs. That reminds me, thanks again for the watch ~schtolz.

Holy Crap.

Seriously, I have nothing really important to say. I just want to get that tag off my page without deleting it. There's no need for deletion. *shrug* I'm also procrastinating...

I haven't done any artwork for a whole month. Not even a lousy stamp. I'm reluctant to do any drawing before I finish my style guide. Once I get the theory down, the real fun can begin. It's coming alone nicely. The A5 sketchbook I'm using has got a scratch from mistreatment (ie, rolling around in my backpack) that looks like a face in profile.

YOU JUST HAD TO KNOW THAT!

Guh, I'm getting bored with this site. Make something happen!

With you in weird musings,

Ben.

The Google Search Tag.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in Google search:
A: Ben needs you. (Hey, baby. *sexygrowl*)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Ben looks like a porn star. (Now that's very debatable. I'll be on the negative.)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Ben says something smart. (Is that so unbelievable?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Ben wants to take risks. (LIES!)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Ben does a double flip. (Yes, Mr. Johnson! I do have said "skiwz".)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Ben hates everything. (Now that's only partially true.)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Ben asks to get slapped in the face. (What have I done this time?)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Ben goes to hell. (Tisk tisk.)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Ben likes bikes. (Yep...)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Ben eats a couple. (Those two were asking for it.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Ben wears a duck suit. (I, too, can be a children's entertainer. You can help.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Ben was arrested for participating in a gold robbery. (Whut in tarnation?!)

...

Funny...

I'm so lame.

Dear ~Tigria,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I’ll join the monastery. I think I realised it when I saw the shrunken head in your camping car and I saw you sit on my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about my new life as a clone.

Good luck on your short-term leave from gaol,
~symbolfive

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I didn't to this tag right. I thought it would be mean to bamboozle the last person to comment my last journal, so I did it to the tagger. It doesn't matter whether I did or not, I think, and I'm just clearing up any contentions anyone may have to my doing that. I do not want to post the rules or tag anyone. If you feel compelled to do it anyway, check out ~Tigria's journal about it at this [link]

I'm going away for a few days. I know it'll be completely inconsequential to this website, my absence. I haven't even submitted anything this month! Ah, well.